Madonna Has a Head Lice Problems

MADONNA is being driven to distraction by head lice!

According to reports, the pop superstar’s children — Lourdes, 13, Rocco, ten, and adopted David Banda, five, and Mercy James, four — were recently infected with the itchy and common childhood condition.

“One of her kids picked up head lice at school, and Madonna’s been totally panicked ever since,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.

“She discovered the parasites when David and Mercy began scratching their heads like crazy.

“She checked their heads and discovered nits. Madonna just couldn’t believe it.

“She’s turned completely paranoid. She just can’t let go of the idea that the bugs are still on her kids and have spread through her home.”

Madonna, 52, recently revealed that she was a “weirdo” at school, and felt “isolated and alienated” from the other children.

“I can totally relate to the idea of feeling isolated and alienated,” she said. “I was incredibly lonely as a child, as a teenager. I have to say I never felt like I fit in, in school. I wasn’t a jock. I wasn’t an intellectual. There was no group that I felt a part of. I just felt like a weirdo.”

The singer added she still feels “different”, but praised the gay community where she grew up in New York for their support. She then went on to voice her concern over a present spate of teen suicides in the US.

“I’m incredibly disturbed and saddened by the overwhelming number of teen suicides that have been reported lately because of bullying,” she said.

“Teenagers committing suicide is extremely disturbing, but to hear that teenagers are taking their lives because they are being bullied in schools and dormitories is kind of unfathomable.”

Madonna’s Plans To Launch Hard Candy Fitness Centres

Madonna the queen of pop has recently announced that she is planing to open a gym's worldwide. The feedback given my the music community that the reason behind this step could possibly because of Tracy Anderson, on whom she had a falling out over the latter capitalizing on the singer’s name to build her fitness empire in New York and LA.

According to some sources,"I don’t think she even gives Tracy a second thought. It’s a natural idea for her to have her own gym,” the New York Post quoted the source as saying. “This is a business plan that she has been working on for some time with her business partner Guy Oseary"

Madonna had already inaugurated a gym at Mexico and now she is planning to move to other states which include Russia, Europe and eventually the US, and a source has revealed that she’ll be closely involved in developing dance-based workouts.

Madonna Refuses To Date Men Of Her Own Age

Madonna has told the she will not going to date any men of her own age because they are ‘usually married, divorced, grumpy, fat and balding.’

Wow, she really had opened door for middle age men - like the dwarves from Snow White.

Madonna’s 2008-2009 Sticky and Sweet Tour choreographed Barhim Rachiki have been found together in various clubs in New York over the last couple of months snogging like teenagers. Honestly, get a room.

Madonna was dating Brazilian model Jesus Luz previously.Madonna's still look pretty and gorgeous apart from her scary spider arms,so we think she is onto a good thing.

Guy Richie is ten years younger than Madonna married her, so far Madonna has hardly find a trouble finding young men who are willing to go out with her

We got thinking about some other couples with an age differences. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones have twenty five years between them. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were born twenty two years apart.

It’s not just the men who are dating younger Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have a fifteen year age gap as does Geena Davis and her husband Dr. Reza Jarrahy. Well done Demi and Geena.

It seems that Madonna is just at the forefront of a new trend, again.

Would you follow her example and date a younger man?